2008-08-26 [Sagacious Turkey]: Tell your friends! Let's see how many members we can get!

2008-08-26 [TheKingdomLight]: kk ^^

2008-08-26 [~Crimson Angel~]: ok.

2008-08-26 [Ghost the Hybrid]: i haven't talked to him but i know 2 persons that is 2 of my best friends on here that he has been mean to, is that a reson good enugh not to like him?

2008-08-26 [Sagacious Turkey]: It sure is!

2008-08-26 [~Crimson Angel~]: yep

2008-08-26 [Ghost the Hybrid]: i don't get it why do ppl have to be mean to other ppl?

2008-08-26 [TheKingdomLight]: yeah!

2008-08-27 [The Voice of Difference]: You're all losers.

2008-08-27 [Ghost the Hybrid]: well someone has to be don't they. and besides i think that ppl that is like mort has been to more that 1 of my friends and some of my friends friend should atleast get some weeks of et to learn there lesson and if it doesn't work give them some month.....

2008-08-27 [Duke Devlin]: XD Omfg. Lame. :) <3

2008-08-27 [~Crimson Angel~]: Whatever Duke...

2008-08-27 [Duke Devlin]: Awhhh but you loved me so much. :P You even made me a fan club! :D Surely you can't dismiss my words so easily? :P

2008-08-27 [~Crimson Angel~]: ...Who told you about the fan club?

2008-08-27 [Duke Devlin]: A fair few people. :P It was quite sweet actually. XD

2008-08-27 [~Crimson Angel~]: I deleted it though.

2008-08-27 [Duke Devlin]: I am aware of that. ;) I watch it. :P

2008-08-27 [~Crimson Angel~]: oh,I see.

2008-08-27 [TheKingdomLight]: acwerd!! xD

2008-08-27 [~Crimson Angel~]: what?

2008-08-28 [iippo]: It says "awkward" :P
*bashes Mort... with a stick*

2008-08-28 [Iruvielle]: ....
I don't like the guy much... but this is downright mean.
I know a few people out there who don't like me for certain reasons, and I know I would feel completely pissed off and all the more tempted to bug them if they created a wiki like this...

2008-08-28 [Duke Devlin]: It's because obviously they don't understand that this is merely going to antagonise him, and feed him what he wants. XD It's quite amusing actually.

2008-08-28 [Mortified Penguin]: It suuure is... *eats ramen*...

2008-08-28 [Duke Devlin]: Yeps. ;)

2008-08-28 [~Crimson Angel~]: *eats ramen too.*

2008-08-30 [Lord_Guac]: A wiki all about bashing some one? And you all are calling him, an ass? I thought ET was better than this. It's an Art and Fantasy site, not a fucking forum, could we please try and keep it that way?

2008-08-30 [iippo]: But asses are cute o.O They're like little miniature horses with really big, cute ears.

2008-08-30 [TheKingdomLight]: fuck of guac -.- your really pissing me off lately! and I know Goma is gunna hate me for saying that.. but still he started the shit! if we feel we want to saysomething about it we will

2008-08-30 [~Crimson Angel~]: HEY LEAVE GUAC ALONE!*huggles Lord Guac*

2008-08-31 [Duke Devlin]: Misty, you do realise that Guac was insulting the wiki? oO

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: no i dont think she does o.0

2008-08-31 [Duke Devlin]: Oh well. Muppet. XD

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: sillys if you ask me, but i really dont think misty should be deffending guac who is defending mort who is a tottal ass (or as my mom calls them on msn boards troll) acctually now that i think about guac kinda acts like mort, which is prolly why he's pissing me off lately...

2008-08-31 [Duke Devlin]: I actually adore Mort. XD He's awesome. But I am not about to insult people who have different opinions. ;) Unless it's Misty. XD But even then, I am kidding. Usually.

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: yes well i truely didn't have a problem with him until h followed me around wikis and got his little buddy to go onto my dair and message me worthless shit

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: "But I am not about to insult people who have different opinions"


see thats what guac does -.- insults people for having opinions, i sappose though that i have done that once or twice,

2008-08-31 [Goma]: come on guys just stop if you don't like the guy IGNORE HIM don't start a damn wiki about how much you hate him keep it to your selves or messages or somthing and as a whole making this wiki would be like him making a wiki called "come watch me be a douche bag" seriously its stupid your being worse than him

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: just go away...please, im reallly realy not in the mood to fight. your constantly telling me i havent seen you mad well the same goes for you i can be so fucking rude that the devil him self would be scared of me..dont start shit with me right now please! babe im begging

2008-08-31 [Goma]: I'm not mad at anyone I'm speaking my mind about whats causing all of the shit with my freinds its hurting me too.

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: you say you not taking sides right?

2008-08-31 [Goma]: yes...I've also asked him to leave all of you alone

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: I cant take it anymore I hate reporting people, becuase everyone yells at me for it, but I have no choice.

2008-08-31 [Goma]: than report mort if you guys think he's that bad but don't create things like this...

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: can you please just drop it

2008-08-31 [Goma]: No because if I drop it,things will just get worse we need to end all of this crap as a whole

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: i just ebeded it by sending a report on him, okay drop it, please i dont want to fight with you, your the last person i want to fight with, i love you to much to lose you over an agument on a sandwich wiki...

2008-08-31 [Goma]: ..first off I kinda laughed at that last part...but you can't loose me i'm stuck on you...xD

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: i know it's really silly! xD thats whyim crying so hard!!

2008-08-31 [Goma]: *hugs* love you

2008-08-31 [TheKingdomLight]: love you to.. *hugs back*

2009-03-28 [~Crimson Angel~]: Why?

2009-03-28 [~Crimson Angel~]: Don't care.

2009-03-28 [~Crimson Angel~]: I know... just don't care.

2009-03-28 [~Crimson Angel~]: No, I'm not.

2009-03-28 [windowframe]: *bashes with a big squishy hammer*

2009-03-28 [Duke Devlin]: Lolz.
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2009-03-28 [Yuriona]: Pillow fight!! *smacks Mort with a pillow*

2009-03-28 [iippo]: I thought it was supposed to be "with a stick" *bashes with a stick*

2009-07-11 [Talos Cyrion]: Well Mort didn't make this wiki (how do i know this trivet of info.....owner: Sagacious Turkey Mort is a Douche.....

2009-07-11 [~Crimson Angel~]: I don't think this is a good idea, I know he's mean but still.

2009-07-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: Sure it is... It's a wonderful idea!

2009-07-11 [~Crimson Angel~]: I know but can't you get in trouble for this?

2009-07-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: Nope. Sure can't!

2009-07-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: Heck, even the guards hate Mort...

2009-07-11 [~Crimson Angel~]: Well ok then, whatever floats your boat.

2009-07-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: Water floats my boat.

2009-07-11 [~Crimson Angel~]: It's just a saying, but your answer was fun.

2009-07-11 [iippo]: *beats Turkey with a stick* Now it's whatever that floats your boat. Don't argue back.

2009-07-12 [Talos Cyrion]: yeah, technically this is a hate wiki....idk...the guards (or some of them) approve of it...idk...mixed feelings...Mort is a royal Douche....not sure a hate wiki is the answer (idealy he would be deleted)

2009-07-12 [Sagacious Turkey]: Well, since that's not going to happen, this will have to do.

2009-07-12 [Talos Cyrion]: i suppose....or (again...i know this ain't happening) Douche rocket could shap up and cut it out

2009-07-12 [Kaimee]: The Guards do not approve of it, as far as I can see this "hate" wiki is brought to us by Bob's Diner, and so why would we intervene? :P

2009-07-12 [Talos Cyrion]: lol oh i'm not about to toot the horn and get this thing put down...i think it's a way to bight back at the douche bag

2009-07-12 [Sagacious Turkey]: So true.

2009-07-12 [Duke Devlin]: Mort isn't a 'royal douche' if you're on the right side of him. ;)
Besides, like Kaimee said, it's brought by B's D - .... sort of... His? :P

2009-07-12 [Duke Devlin]: So... Zaharaiel, you ignoring who the wiki owner is? Kinda significant, if you think about it. XD

2009-07-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yeah

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: i didn't say i was ignoring the owner of the wiki...lol where did that come from? the owner is sagacious turkey...who also owns B's D

2009-07-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yeppers.

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: uh well ST and i are friends so i'm not ignoring him (not intentionally....would somone mind telling me where this is coming from?) oh well

BASH MORT!!!!!!!!

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: I think they were meaning that you were ignoring that Turkey and Mort run Bob's Diner together, and this page is therefore brought to you by both of them.
But don't let that hinder you, obviously that means that Mort is perfectly OK with some well deserved feedback on his behavior, and that they're interested in hearing it :)

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: ahh ok, it wasn't lost to me that mort and turkey both ran Bob's diner.....oh well yeah Mort deserves some criticism for his antics....now if only somone would delete his wiki spamming, people hurassing ass!!!

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: Well, as he stopped 'harassing' the Barbies wiki when requested, I don't think you have any reason to request that we 'delete' him :P
If you don't like him, and don't like being around him or talking to him, I would advise that you simply ignore him and avoid wikis he uses. If he does harass you again, feel free to report him. But so far, annoying you isn't a bannable offense :P

2009-07-13 [Duke Devlin]: Quite right. :) And yeah, Kaimee, that was what I meant. :P Also, I am quite aware that he is annoying. XD

2009-07-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: He's harassed me on a number of my wikis.

2009-07-13 [Duke Devlin]: Yeah - and you've harrassed me in messages. I really don't think we should get into that. ;) Mort is just being annoying, that's all.

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: Yes, and reports on this have been looked into by the guards. All I can advise is that if he is harassing you on a wiki that you own, ignore what he says and delete any offensive comments that he makes, try not to be drawn into an argument with him, and report him immediately :) We will do our best to stop him using that wiki.

2009-07-13 [Duke Devlin]: The interesting thing is that he isn't overly offensive - he just makes unnecessary, repeated posts, with annoying themes. XD But yeah... Do what Kaimee says. ;) She's all... Powerfully and stuff. :)

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: oh trust me i ignore him, lol yeah i know it's not a deletable offense (how does that whole process work any ways?) i didn't even try to offend him....just found myself on the opposing end of an arguement with him (he doesn't like to be contradicted and argued with i discovered -.-)

2009-07-13 [Duke Devlin]: Haha no. He does not. -.- But then, arguing with such people is a good way to develop self-control, I find. ;)

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: so true so true....

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: It's also a good way to let silly annoyances escalate ;)
If he's so annoying, and you all realise that he is just trying to annoy you and cause trouble, the best thing to do is ignore what he says to you, regardless of how irritating it is :)
If it's repeated and begins to seem like harassment, feel free to report him.
And if you really just can't let it go without talking about how annoying he is, then obviously you are on the right wiki! :P

2009-07-13 [Duke Devlin]: :D True! :D
But me? I adore Mort. I think he's wonderful. :P Usually.... :)

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: [Talos Cyrion]: Members are not deleted from Elftown, usually if they do something that merits banning it is only for a short 'cooling off' period of a week or so, not permanent.
All bans are discussed seriously by the guards, and to be permanently banned the guards and Hedda would have to agree that it was both useful and necessary. Members are still not deleted, their houses remain here.
In this case, that extreme action has never been the decision :)

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: lol ok, and for the record i try to keep such annoying bugs at arms lengh....however some annoying bugs just can't take a hint -.- I'm sure he's great...when on his non douche bag side (most people are)

2009-07-13 [Duke Devlin]: Quite so.

2009-07-13 [Sagacious Turkey]: "it is only for a short 'cooling off' period"

The heck it is! I was banned for like two years... and for no good cause either... nope. None whatsoever.

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: Yeah, it probably took us longer to cool off after you :P
Bans are discussed amongst the guards, and some people merit longer bans. You must have been very special and merited a longer one ;)

2009-07-13 [Sagacious Turkey]: Well... uh... thanks!

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: Just behave yourself now and it wont happen again :P

2009-07-13 [Sagacious Turkey]: NEVER!! *hacks into restricted areas*

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: See, you should probably avoid doing that, for starters :P

2009-07-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: I don't think Mort has a non douche bag side, he's annoying and rude to me every single day, and he even threated to kill me once, but I ignored that because he doesn't know the exact location of where I live, and I doubt he can find it.

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: seriously? that's messed up

2009-07-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yeah, seriously.

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: i had some dude do that....he was all macho about it till i sent him a photo copy of my hunting liscense, the rifles i own and the accuracy ratings....never heard from him again lol

2009-07-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's great!

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: I wish it were easier to get gun licenses in Australia :( In the US it seems that heaps of people have guns, here, it's very, very few people and most of them are trained professionals, or have permits for pest control if they live near farms.

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]:
Yeah it was great....i even got a "yes sir sorry sir" out of it lol

The US gov is making it harder to get guns (taxing the firearms and amo into the dirt)

2009-07-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: I don't have a gun, my dad does though.

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: they are fun....i like to hunt because of the challenge it presents...and the potential for a really good meal at the end

2009-07-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yeah, sounds like a good reason.

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: I learnt to shoot at the range, and on some friend's properties, but never got the license because they make it nigh on impossible >.< Several of my relatives are olympic shooters and archers, and I learnt archery as a kid and always wanted to get into the rifles. Sadly now my eyesight is getting increasingly terrible so I don't think I'm going to make quite the same skill bracket ;)

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: lol not to mention it keeps all the douche bags well away from my sis and my gf....pretty handy if ya ask me (means i don't have to get down an dirty lol) oooh target shooting is fun (i like open sight....can only manage 10yrds though)

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: I have no idea what I could do anymore, I haven't been for a few years now :P But it was a lot of fun when I used to do it, and very entertaining when I kept scoring consistently higher than the person who had come along to teach me >:P

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: lol that's funney!....though i know how they feel....my gf never shot in her life....took her to the range an gave her a pistol....she shot just as well as i did! lol oh well had alot of fun

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: Hehe, maybe girls are just awesome? :P

2009-07-13 [Talos Cyrion]: that and more patient...girls are more patient than the majority of guys could ever dream of being

2009-07-13 [Kaimee]: I'm not sure I fall into that category actually :P

2009-07-15 [~Crimson Angel~]: I do.

2009-07-15 [Kaimee]: That must be really nice for you, to be able to withstand things patiently instead of letting them bother you :)

2009-07-15 [Talos Cyrion]: I can do that usually (with the exception of doosh heads that get me just the right way...-.-) but yeah i envy you Amebara....your patience is somthing much sought after

2009-07-16 [~Crimson Angel~]: You envy me for being patient?

2009-07-16 [Talos Cyrion]: yes i do, i wish i was more patient....prolly solve alot of what has been handed down to me

2009-07-16 [~Crimson Angel~]: Handed down to you?

2009-07-16 [Talos Cyrion]: hmmm yeah, shit seems to come looking for me....

2009-07-16 [~Crimson Angel~]: I'm sorry to hear that, it looks for me too, but I find my way out.

2009-07-16 [Talos Cyrion]: hey stuff happens for a reason....i just hope that i can turn this around and use it to help others

2009-07-16 [~Crimson Angel~]: Turn what around?

2009-07-16 [Sagacious Turkey]: Misty... you're never patient, you liar!

2009-07-16 [Talos Cyrion]: hmmm well....i have already turned alot of it around (i have a severe problem with depression....and most of what that entails) was delt a bad hand in alot of other things to.....but hey i'm not here to be a complainer

2009-07-16 [~Crimson Angel~]: It's ok, if you ever want to talk message me.

2009-07-16 [Talos Cyrion]: i'm over it...at least the worst of it (put alot of people through some pretty intense shit and i wasn't even aware of it till i was well down the road) Thank you ^_^

2009-07-16 [~Crimson Angel~]: Well if you ever want to talk in the future, I'm always here.

2010-05-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Needs more members... *eats ramen*...

2011-05-01 [Sagacious Turkey]: This wiki died too early. Let's get it going again!

2011-05-06 [Mortified Penguin]: F'real!